Helllloooo. I. Am. Jorrrdaaaan. I pway punk rock moosic. I am Jesus. I like sunds of an...an...an...I like the biker show! girl did bad things to me. I smoke gooonnnnjjjaaaa. Reggae. Klattu. Wut? Work hard...I'm krayzeee. Don't hit on my girls cause they belong to me! Buddha...yoga? REGGAE! I'm on the radio! I hama jeanyous. I have a company! hippies are gud. SAINTS ROW 2!!! I am a asshole. But a ginorus 1. I'm sad :( I am the boss...
Where did evree1 go?
Jordan and Dylan are Doosh Dumplings
Monday, May 16, 2011
Hai
Herro. Mai namuh Dirrah Bowkair. I rikuh pray drums. I doeet rear guud. I pray fast and makuh phat cash. I smokuh herra kush. BETTUH ZHAN URS! I rikuh mai dad. He makuh rear guud dorrars. He gimme sum. I rikuh buy spaghetti and not eat eet. My mirkshake bringuh all duh boyz to dah yarrrd. I rivuh a rife rike a gangsta REAL HARD! hahaha. I rituh song. ISA BETTUH XAN U DU!! I rikuh xurcise and rong walks on dah getto avenu. I rikuh vagina but notuh weemen. I phink i axrurarry rike butt sex wif strong-willed fireman. But I donut kno. I inventuh syncopatd jozz ruffs and I pray dem PERFECT. I donut rike aimiral correctif. Theyuh have too many drummers. I donut rikuh Tiger Woods. But heuh guud ata golf. I respectuh that. I pran to teachuh proper xurcise techuhneeks to dah peepl wiff my xpeensif dgree. Thankuh very much!
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